Here is the letter he gave me...
"Prego1 Mom’s Scrapbooking Day!
I bet you didn’t know it but today is Prego Mom’s Scrapbooking Day!
Lady, you are in for a treat today!
A scrapbooking table will be set up, your supplies delivered, a special lunch has been prepared for you, and those kids you love so much will be put in good hands2 for the day3 so that you can celebrate!
Sure, you’ve got stuff to do, so go get it done.
Figure out the minimum you need to get done to relax, complete your list, and then get to scrapbooking!
Those pictures, random paper menus, stickers, and miscellaneous pieces of sentimental paperwork won’t trim, shape or glue themselves! They need you!
If you have any questions, please ask any one of our team members4 and he or she will be happy to provide any information you need or fulfill any special requests that you may have.
From all of us in the business of selling paper bits at thousands of times their value in scrapbooking supply stores around the world, we sincerely and ecstatically wish you a
Happy Prego Mom’s Scrapbooking Day!
Disclaimers
1The term prego is used as a common slang term for the word “pregnant,” or the biblical phrase “being with child,” and is in no way affiliated with the Campbells® owned Prego® Italian sauce brand.
2The phrase, good hands, refers to the care of a reasonably competent, yet often absent-minded husband. The founders of Prego Mom’s Scrapbooking Day! are in no way responsible for the care your children receive during this event.
3The word day in this ad refers to a minimal of 5 hours away from all responsibilities that are generally believed to hinder the average scrapbooking hobbyist. The founders of Prego Mom’s Scrapbooking Day! are in no way responsible for this event coming to an end due to unforeseen circumstances such as but not limited to: husband’s flat tire, your water breaking, child’s broken leg, husband’s broken leg, house fire, or any other natural or man-caused disaster. Note: man-caused disaster also referrers to terrorism, refer to Janet Napolitano for more details on this definition.
4The team members referred to are volunteers. The founders of Prego Mom’s Scrapbooking Day! are in no way responsible for the accuracy of the information provided by these individuals. Have fun!"
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1 comment:
Wish I could have been there to celebrate with you! Although, I am in no way preggo, pregnant or with child! Unless one being attatched to me constantly is considered with child. I also cannot wait to get my cricut down here so we can all start using it!
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